Nursery

Today I finished sanding the small pieces that will complete the argyle pattern in the nursery. Considering Les and I are not pink people it is hard to believe how much pink we have in our lives.

I would have gotten more done- but we had an all day baby safety class. The class was good except for this one dude who kept asking questions. If he was not asking questions he was sharing little gems of wisdom from his personal past. First off, people like this deserve a Sasquatch beat down...

I have an answer to your question about circumcision (that you asked even though you are having a girl)- a nice size 14 kick in the gonads is all you need.

Oh- you have another question about car seats in trucks (that you don't own)- how 'bout a Grayco car seat in your face?

Wow! You say you saw this woman doing this while you were in Spain? Well Se Habla to this churro shoved in your left nostril!

I am really not that agressive- but this dude made our class run late and the fact that I can tell you intimate details of his life just proves that this guy talked WAY to much. I have a great idea... when you are at baby classes let your wife do the talking. She is the one that has the real questions and I guarentee she is not as annoying as you.